Wow, this is amazing. It sure looks real enough, but could I get a video where I can see your face walking through the door whilst talking? It should make it harder for people to dispute. Sure, I should be able to do that. I understand, this is all pretty crazy and I wouldn’t believe […]
This doesn’t surprise me, not in the slightest. You upload video proof of a doorway to another dimension on Youtube and it gets swallowed up by the algorithm. I uploaded the video I sent to my girlfriend and waited a day. Sure enough, no views. I deleted a spam comment to some online dating that […]
“You’re seeing this too, right?” I asked my girlfriend. I scrolled through the photos I sent her as we were both on a call together.“Yeah, where did you get these from?”“I took them myself.”“What, when?”“Earlier today. Check the details on them.”“Wh-where did you take these, then?”“Out our front door. You wouldn’t believe me otherwise. I […]
So the portal was definitely there. I gave it a day and my front door still opened to some open field to somewhere I’d never seen before. I figured it was time to step through and see what was going on. I put actual clothes on for what felt like the first time in a […]
My hand was shaking as I sipped at the cup of instant coffee. Hastily made, the near boiling water burnt my mouth and the bitter excess of all the granules I scooped into the cup assaulted what was left of my tongue. I went to take out the recycling, it piled up so much I […]
Okay, here’s what I know: Money left: $5000 Monthly rent: $1000 Weekly groceries: $50? Monthly internet: $69 Monthly phone bill: $30 I went through my bank statements and my emails to check every recurring bill or subscription I had. I cut everything I didn’t need. I’d love to cut down on the internet, but I […]
“Anyone that came across the border has to go into self isolation until stated otherwise-““But everyone who crossed the border yesterday is fine.”“I know, rules changed following the announcement at 5 yesterday-““I heard that announcement, that’s why I came back. It’s like a five hour trip for me, I couldn’t just make it across the […]
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On that vegetable grind
What have you been doing these past couple of months? I know what you’ve been up to, same as everyone else: Animal Crossing. Everyone uses Animal Crossing to be good at something they suck at in real life. For some people it’s having a nice, orderly life. For others, it’s having friends. I made a […]
So you run a cafe/restaurant/pub/whatever and there’s a pandemic going on. The government strongly recommends everyone stay home. The government also strongly recommends everyone goes out and spends money. You’ve gotta open up because there are expenses and you gotta keep the business going because god what will you do after all this is over […]
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You just can’t rely on anyone
Isn’t it crazy how no matter how hard you work at something, no matter how clear your vision is, and how dedicated you are, you just can’t realise your vision if you need to rely on other people? Let me paint you a picture: I have $288.87 in my hand, and nothing up my arse. […]