Wow, this is amazing. It sure looks real enough, but could I get a video where I can see your face walking through the door whilst talking? It should make it harder for people to dispute. Sure, I should be able to do that. I understand, this is all pretty crazy and I wouldn’t believe […]
Category: Help! I Lost My Job And Have Been Forced To Self Isolate But Still Have To Pay Rent. To Top It Off, A Portal To Another World Has Replaced My Front Door. What Should I Do?
The story of a guy who uses a portal to another world as content to pay the rent.
This doesn’t surprise me, not in the slightest. You upload video proof of a doorway to another dimension on Youtube and it gets swallowed up by the algorithm. I uploaded the video I sent to my girlfriend and waited a day. Sure enough, no views. I deleted a spam comment to some online dating that […]
“You’re seeing this too, right?” I asked my girlfriend. I scrolled through the photos I sent her as we were both on a call together.“Yeah, where did you get these from?”“I took them myself.”“What, when?”“Earlier today. Check the details on them.”“Wh-where did you take these, then?”“Out our front door. You wouldn’t believe me otherwise. I […]
So the portal was definitely there. I gave it a day and my front door still opened to some open field to somewhere I’d never seen before. I figured it was time to step through and see what was going on. I put actual clothes on for what felt like the first time in a […]
My hand was shaking as I sipped at the cup of instant coffee. Hastily made, the near boiling water burnt my mouth and the bitter excess of all the granules I scooped into the cup assaulted what was left of my tongue. I went to take out the recycling, it piled up so much I […]
Okay, here’s what I know: Money left: $5000 Monthly rent: $1000 Weekly groceries: $50? Monthly internet: $69 Monthly phone bill: $30 I went through my bank statements and my emails to check every recurring bill or subscription I had. I cut everything I didn’t need. I’d love to cut down on the internet, but I […]
“Anyone that came across the border has to go into self isolation until stated otherwise-““But everyone who crossed the border yesterday is fine.”“I know, rules changed following the announcement at 5 yesterday-““I heard that announcement, that’s why I came back. It’s like a five hour trip for me, I couldn’t just make it across the […]